Camping Canine

Just when I thought I knew about all the terrific things in this big, wide world, along came—drum roll please—camping!

I had no clue where we were headed when we set out on the Trans Canada Highway heading east. (As it turned out, neither did T and N!) All I had was camping, a word I didn’t know, and Cypress Hills, a place I’d never been. And then a word came into the conversation that I did know… SNOW. Yup. There was a bunch of it, about six inches, in the Cypress Hills. That bit of news resulted in a near-immediate U-turn and a new destination, Dinosaur Provincial Park.

Dinosaurs are cool—saw some of those when we went to Drumheller—and I also like parks, so it seemed a good plan to me. Definitely better than snow. I was with my peeps on that one. I’ll play fetch in any conditions, anywhere, but when it comes to walking and just hanging in the outdoors, I’m a bit of a fair weather guy.

Snow you say?! We’ll take sunshine and dry ground any day.

Anyway, back to this thing called camping. I looked it up on Wikipedia (my go-to for understanding the big, wide world) and it said this, “Camping is a form of outdoor recreation or outdoor education involving overnight stays with a basic temporary shelter such as a tent.” And then I had to look up tent. “A tent is a shelter consisting of sheets of fabric or other material draped over, attached to a frame of poles or a supporting rope.” Um…sheets like on the bed? It was all very confusing…and concerning. I like a bit of structure around me overnight, like my crate, and the walls of the house.

Our little house in a box.

Much to my relief and delight, this is where the little house in a box came in, the one that sits in our yard that I was introduced to back in December. We’d pulled it behind us all the way to the provincial park. Since I travel in a crate inside the truck, I didn’t realize it was there until we stopped. There was also a chair for me outside plus a big mat to lie on, and inside, a human bed to nap on, and a smaller, very cozy bed for me under the table, like a den.

Watching the next camp from my camp chair.

And that was only the beginning of the surprises. There were people all around us with their little boxes and what I assumed were the tents I’d read about. It was like a village but with no houses and everyone outdoors. How fantastic! I couldn’t get enough of watching it, not wanting to miss a thing.

We went walking that first night after dinner, and climbed up onto a hill overlooking the campground. I was so excited I think I was pulling on my leash a bunch, so T handed me off to N for the climbing parts, concerned I might take her right off her feet. Holy wow! I could see forever! The big, wide world grew even bigger that night.

I think I can see the farm!

The next morning, I could hardly wait to get outside, and I wasn’t disappointed. The little village of campers had come to life with the sounds and smells of everyone starting their day. T took me for a short loop to do my business, we had our breakfast outdoors (cool, right?), and set off exploring the trails in the middle of the park. We didn’t see any dinosaurs, but there were bones, very old ones that had no scent, and all kinds of weird land features that were fun to climb on.

Explorer doggo!

Even a young dog like me gets tired after such a full morning, so I was only too happy to accommodate the humans and nap with them. They call the little box Simon, and Simon is the awesomest place to nap. A comfy bed snuggled in with my favourite peeps, and the great outdoors just beyond. Doggy heaven.

Heaven.

After two days of hiking, napping, eating, and watching campground life carry on around us, just when it didn’t seem the adventure could get any better, we had surprise company. :o) I don’t know how she found us so far from home, but my Auntie Sus stopped in to have dinner with us and join us for our evening walk. So cool. I’d have given up my bed if she’d wanted to stay, but she said she’d be more comfortable down the road in a hotel room.

Evening walk on the Badlands Trail.

We sat by the campfire after Sus headed off, and then the coolest thing happened. These animals I’ve seen running through the fields at home (T says they’re deer) were hanging out and grazing right behind our camp. They weren’t even scared! A campground full of humans and dogs and they wandered around like they owned the place. Maybe they do? I confess I would have given chase if I’d been off my cable, but it was pretty amazing just to sit and watch them.

Fire time.

I slept like the dead that night, totally cozy in my doggy den. I started off with T and N in their bed, but I ultimately prefer my own space where I can stretch out and not bother anyone. The next morning, we’d just finished breakfast and were getting set to go walk some more trails when who should show up and surprise us again … Sus! I think it was that she missed me and just had to come back.

We were supposed to stay a fourth night, but windy, wet weather was on its way so we packed up and headed home, house-in-a-box in tow. I was having so much fun I hated to go, but I was also a pretty pooped pup. It was quite the big adventure for a newbie.

So, now that I know what camping is, I only have one question. When can we go again?

Spherically Challenged

In my four and half months out in the world, I have learned many things and had a ton of experiences, but the thing that has rocked my world more than anything, is a simple little object called a ball. Initially, T kicking a round object in the yard seemed an odd behaviour. I watched. She did it again. I watched again, probably with that head tilt she finds so endearing. And then, because I like her so much, I decided to participate in her little game and run toward the ball she’d kicked.

Ah…you want me to chase it.

Oh. My. That was kind of fun. Three days later I was chasing madly after anything ball shaped, no matter the size, how far it went, how tired I was, or how much blood was in the snow. Yes, there was blood. The worst thing about the blood was that it made the game stop. No! I’m fine! Throw it again! It’s just a flesh wound!

My enthusiasm can be hard on the body.

So, after two years of not knowing what a ball even was, I have become bonkers for balls, a slave to the sphere, a glutton for globes, orb obsessed. In short: I. Love. Balls.

To give you an idea of just how far down this path of obsession I’ve travelled, yesterday I flushed a rabbit out of a clump of tall grass in the pasture, a rabbit I’ve been seeing since one of my very first walks at the farm. This was the first time we’d seen him when I was off leash. The challenge was, I’d flushed the rabbit while running after a ball T had thrown. As exciting as that explosion of white fur was, I was torn. Ball? Rabbit? I couldn’t get both.

Going for the ball at Chestermere off-leash.

Don’t worry, I’m not completely ball bonkers … I chased the rabbit. But not far. When I reached our north fence line and the rabbit was becoming a white spot in the distance, I decided the ball was a much better goal, and returned to find it. And did, of course.

Taking a break with my ball.

The dog park in Strathmore is a ton of fun because my people aren’t the only ones throwing balls. The hitch is that each of these people comes with a ball-crazy canine like me, who will be as likely to steal my ball as chase their own. I’m pretty fast, and can usually beat them all to the ball, but the last time we visited, there was a dog there that turned into a blur when the ball was thrown. Holy wow, could she move. I had my first eating-dust experience. Can’t say I loved it. Fortunately, she didn’t run off with my ball like some of the other dogs do, but brought it right back to N for another throw. Smart girl. I learned early on that bringing the ball back to the thrower is the best way to keep the game going.

My personal pitching machine. :o)

Up until this last week, there’s always been a patch of ice or snow to cool off in during my ball-chasing sessions, but that refreshment is quickly disappearing with the onset of spring. My best cool-down technique is to froggy-leg it on the snow, cooling off my whole undercarriage. Works like a charm.

I’m not actually a big fan of snow in general, but it sure does come in handy after a spherically challenging trip to the park or back pasture!

The last patch of ice on the farm.

Senior? Who, Me?

I went to the vet yesterday for a routine exam and the 3-year rabies vaccination that I need to cross into the United States. The bill read “Examination (Senior)” and said I’d received a “Canine Geriatric Profile”. Ack! When did that happen? With five years between Logan and me, I’ve always been the pup, the youngster, the kid. I guess I kind of lost track of time. I’m about to head into the double digits!

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Time sure flies.

On the plus side, I had a put-it-on-the-fridge-worthy blood panel result for a dog my age. Kidneys, heart, liver, thyroid, red & white blood cells, blood sugar, all solidly in the normal range. I’ve even lost just over a kilo since I was last in. But the senior thing has me a bit freaked out. I know I’m not quite the bundle of energy I used to be, but geriatric?

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Waiting to go for a walk in Kananaskis. And who’s the old guy?

I hope it’s true that you’re only as old as you feel because that would make me six or seven at best. Although I do feel a bit older than that hanging out with my new friend, Ria. She’s three and a half and, man, that girl has some energy. Ria is a new member of the G & S family so you’ll be seeing more of her on Fur-idays in the future. Maybe I can even persuade her to write a guest blog. (Everyone who’d like to hear from Ria, raise your paws!)

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Ria and me at the Chestermere off-leash.

I’ve long striven to become more human. In fact, I’m hoping that my only-doggedness will help me progress in my endeavour (good human word, don’t you think?) Without the constant presence of another dog to pull me into canine-type behaviour, I’m hoping I can fine tune my being-human skills. If I can manage it, do you think I’d live longer? I know I can’t expect the 70-80 years that a human lives (man, that sounds like a long time to a dog), but maybe 20?

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Me in 2011. I admit I’m looking a little more “frosted” these days.

If you don’t think it’s possible, just check out this list on Wikipedia. The Guinness record holder for the oldest dog was a guy named Bluey who, and this is the cool part, was an Australian Cattle Dog! Pretty sure that’s what I am, or half anyway. I know, I know, it’s the quality of the days rather than the quantity, but there’s no harm in setting the bar high, is there?

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Frosted but fresh!

There was one bit of bad news from Dr. Julie today. I have to go back to have a lump removed from my leg. It’s nothing scary at this point but she’s concerned that it could develop into something and I trust her completely. Best get it gone. I’m a bit squeamish when it comes to medical procedures, but they tell me I’ll be sleeping so I’m not too concerned. The part that does concern me is the no food or water after midnight the previous day. No breakfast?! They won’t need to sedate me. I’ll pass out from starvation!

Well, I’m still a little tired from yesterday’s activities and T’s taking me for a walk in a little while so I think I’ll climb into my favourite bed for a nap. Oops, that sounded a bit geriatric, didn’t it?

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I’m not old, I’m just relaxed.